984 Quotes About Erotica

If the goddess—and that would be me, by the way—is displeased, you’ll get bats in your hair and mice in your boots.

Thanks, babe. It takes true talent to get your ass whipped.

I’m a nice person. I give money to starving babies and properly tip my hairdresser. Why am I the one everyone tries to kill?

Did not. My stubbornness doesn’t even own a gun. My stubbornness is a pacifist.

Hey, it’s totally masculine. It’s cowboy butt sex.

Daddy, Momma! I made a friend. His name is Ike, and he ain’t got no tail because they chopped it off, but Aidan didn’t cop it off. Tourists chopped it off. But then Aiden went and fought the tourist. I hope we don’t get no tourists here. We would have to hide all the dogs.

You’re not going to sniff my ass, are you? Like a dog?

Look, when I’m here, I don’t have to think. I don’t have to worry. I don’t even have to be me if I don’t want to. That came out wrong. I don’t have to be the me I have to be all day.

Not that you’ll have any fun. I know my safe word, and I intend to use it.