217 Quotes About Etiquette

To be of good quality, you have to excuse yourself from the presence of shallow and callow minded individuals.

It is laughable how often good manners interfere with my survival.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

Hey wedding DJ, there is no way in hell I'm paying you $1,000 when all you're doing is plugging your iPod into the sound system #AHOLE

I assure you that in all matters of discretion not involving food, we make etiquette tutors look like slobbering barbarians.

When good manners fall into disuse, we are easily bruised by the rough edges of life. Address your ignorance. "Pursue civilization.

Good manners have much to do with the emotions. To make them ring true, one must feel them, not merely exhibit them.

Have you shat, my child, I said gently.

The cellphone barometer is my method of judging audience engagement with a movie in a cinema. The number and frequency of phones lighting up the dark auditorium (or lack of them) tells you if the film is working or not.