87 Quotes About Eve-rosser

I have no idea what that is, but yawn, anyway, just on principle. Eat up. Pancakes is brain food.Apparently not grammar food.Wow.You college girls are mean.

If he had any kind of a clue, he wouldn’t be caught dead with that stuff. See what I did there? Caught dead? I crack myself up.” Eve sipped more coffee she probably, at this point, didn’t need.

He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.

Mirnin: Where's Shreve?

Eve: Shut up, we have zero time for you and your bullshit dramaticsMonica: Or what, you'll bleed on me, Emo Princess of Freakdomonia?Claire: Fine. You come with us. If you get in my way, I'll kill you.

It's part of the marriage vows. Didn't you read the fine print? To have and to harass.

You come back to us or I swear, I'll find you, dig up your stinky corpse, and kick its ass until it freaking disintegrates.

See, I knew I could count on you for quality mayhem, my man.

I almost get killed at most parties. Hence, you can tell that's how much I love them.