426 Quotes About Excuses





  • Author Jodi Picoult
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    I have an iron lung, and the dog keeps me from getting too close to magnets.[...]I have SARS. He's tallying the people I infect. [...]I'm nearsighted. He helps me read the road signs. [...]I'm a recovering alcoholic. The dog gets between me and a beer.[...]I have an irregular heartbeat and he's CPR certified. [...]Color-blind. He tells me when the traffic lights change. [...]He translates for my Spanish-speaking clients.[...]He's a chick magnet.[...]I'm a lawyer. He chases ambulances for me.

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