37 Quotes About Exes

Whatever happens, whatever her final words are to me, I won't turn into one of those pricks who badmouth their exes out of boredom and bitterness. I'll cherish the time we had together. That's what's up. You know damn well it was a great time, stop the faking.

She smelled like gardenias. Plus something muskier, gardenias with carnal knowledge.

She had to defend him in order to defend herself. That was why people were so prickly about their partners, even their ex-partners. To admit that Duncan wasn't up to much was to own up publicly to the terrible waste of time, and terrible lapses in judgment and taste. She had stuck up for Spandau Ballet in just the same way at school, even after she had stopped liking them.

I’d either fallen out of love with him or he’d bored the love out of me.

Of evils one should choose the least. [Lat., Ex malis eligere minima oportere.]

There is no such thing as an ex-exhibitionist.

There's no such thing as an ex-junkie.

For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them.

Um, Dues ex machina anyone?