383 Quotes About Facebook

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The person identifies with the image the others have created of him on Facebook, and this image in turn guides his life and actions. He comes to believe that his public image (with the comments underneath it) is who he is.

The problem with social media is that it's great for your ego, but terrible for your sanity.

We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.

You can be the ugliest man in the world but once you got money, you can have all the women in the world.

Only lame people make status updates about music on Facebook after college. Unless you’re actually a musician or music journalist or blogger or something, and have some direct involvement in what you’re posting, nobody cares about what the fuck you’re listening to or your thoughts on it.

Fuck your personality if your best selfie doesn't get a hundred likes on Facebook.

A selfie has more face and fewer feelings.

Facebook has emotions, YouTube has likes and dislikes but to like 50 times over you’ve got to find a happy Medium.