275 Quotes About Fake-people

Fake it until you make it.

Better is the enemy of good.

I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher.

You have to also provide a video for it, look a certain way and big hair... If you're a woman it's even more strange with fake fingernails and corsets and all this stuff that was big in the 80s.

Why does the rest of the world put up with the hypocrisy, the need to put a happy face on sorrow, the need to keep on keeping on?... I don't know the answer, I know only that I can't.

It's like Samson and Delilah: watch your back, because trouble could be the person you're sleeping with.

Beware of a man with manners.

Some girls get swept up in the lifestyle-clubbing and partying with celebrities. You can't live your life like that, though. It's fake.

I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.