1,129 Quotes About Feet

  • Author Conan O'Brien
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    Yesterday, the country of Kosovo unveiled an 11-foot tall statue of former President Clinton. Yeah. That's right. The Clinton statue is so life-like, it's already been slapped 12 times.

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  • Author Conan O'Brien
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    Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

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  • Author David Ogilvy
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    Most headlines are set too big to be legible in the magazines or newspaper. Never approve a layout until you have seen it pasted into the magazine or newspaper for which it was destined. If you pin up the layouts on a bulletin board and appraise them from fifteen feet, you will produce posters.

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  • Author David Oyelowo
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    I would make the tea on a Daniel Day-Lewis set just to observe how he crafts roles like he did in 'My Left Foot.' That was the equivalent of seeing Haley's Comet for me. I just couldn't understand how that was possible.

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  • Author Eugene O'Neill
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    Two days ago we waded through the mud out to this grave beneath the pines at the foot of the hill to place a Christmas wreath on it, hoping he would look down from the Paradise of Ten Billion Trees and Unrationable Dog Biscuits and pity us.

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  • Author Jim Owens
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    That profit incentive is a pretty good motivator to help the region get back on its feet in a hurry.

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  • Author Mallory Ortberg
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    Depression cannot be overcome by listing a series of good things in one's life, any more than a broken foot can be healed by thinking about all the other bones you have that aren't broken.

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  • Author Mary-Kate Olsen
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    I find it's better to focus on what's in front of you and to keep putting one foot in front of the other.

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