641 Quotes About Fitness


  • Author J.W. Murison
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    I hear you laughing, and yes you are taller than me, better looking than me, you are fitter than me, your body rippling with muscle, you are also 30 years my junior, but its still gonna hurt like hell when I kick you in the balls.

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  • Author JD Holmes
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    I can't believe we just did this. I'm such an asshole, I said. Note to self, women don't really want to hear this after you just shared oral sex with them

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  • Author The Fitness Doc
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    Pursuit of optimal fitness is a journey, a constant struggle, a lifestyle; a process where intensity during each exercise session, what you eat every single day and patience over years is what's required... AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN OVERNIGHT!

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  • Author The Fitness Doc
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    gyms would run out of business.. if love-making did more for your fitness than just the moans, groans, huffing and puffing...

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  • Author Elizabeth Armstrong
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    Keep calm and carry on. A challenging time is just that - a period in time. Taking a few deep breaths and knowing that it won't last forever really allows me to focus on the present moment and task at hand.

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