3,214 Quotes About Food

Daddy, how come in Kansas City the bagels taste like just round bread?

I had one elegantly folded cookie—a short paper nerve baked in an ear.

It has long been my motto that if you cannot get your act together... then the very least you can do is try to make your act entertaining.

Almonds. Apricots. Avocadoes. Some peaches I don't know. Grapefruit. Lemones. Probably oranges.

To experience biophilia is to love a diversity that, as limitless as it is fragile, both haunts us and fills us with hope.

I understood that if ever one wanted to live with someone you cooked for them and they came running. But then it is my idea of hell these days, living with someone. The idea of sharing your life with someone is just utterly ghastly. I know why people do it, but it's never a good idea.

Feast or famine. My plate is suddenly full.

Food has been my career, my hobby, and, it must be said, my escape.

Now that we know about his indigestion, we can torture him with cake.