3,214 Quotes About Food

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you're afraid of butter, use cream.

I don't know what it is about food your mother makes for you, especially when it's something that anyone can make - pancakes, meat loaf, tuna salad - but it carries a certain taste of memory.

Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans ... are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit.

No one who cooks, cooks alone. Even at her most solitary, a cook in the kitchen is surrounded by generations of cooks past, the advice and menus of cooks present, the wisdom of cookbook writers.

Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.

How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?