309 Quotes About Fools

optimism, n. The doctrine, or belief, that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good, especially the bad, and everything right that is wrong. It is held with greatest tenacity by those most accustomed to the mischance of falling into adversity, and is most acceptably expounded with disproof - an intellectual disorder, yielding to no treatment but death. It is hereditary, but fortunately not contagious.

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It's never permitted to be surprised at the aberrations of born fools.

The world is full of fools, and he who would not see it should live alone and smash his mirror.

I would never say, to justify a lapse in principle, "I am only human"--as though that were some kind of justification for weakness, moral weakness. Flesh and blood is much, much stronger than fools believe.

What have you done when you have bested a fool?

We were fools and now we were driving to our deaths in a rental car. Janet Jackson was tinkling from the speakers, asking what we had done for her as of late

So the carnival steams by, shakes ANY tree: it rains jackasses.

A thick-skinned person and a fool are oblivious to the ways of the world.