91 Quotes About Fucking

I don’t claim to know much: cards, fucking, and dentistry about covers it,” Doc said.

Sadly, I have to admit, my timing sucks. Not the best - or most romantic - idea to tell your woman "I love you" for the first time whilst impaling the crap out of her.

She had be by the balls - literally had her fingers wrapped around my balls! Her hand fit them good, Mitch!" I can hear desire in his voice. "At times it was a little painful, I have to admit, but my balls were made to fit in her palm. Mitch, "he says, all too seriously, "I have found the keeper of my balls, Mitch. I'm ready to hand them over.

Though she’s long ago come to her own conclusions – that when you get down to it, it’s always fucking that matters, not talking.

There are times when I just want to fuck, and I can’t be bothered with the theatrics. Other times I want to feel secure, loved, and cherished while I get fucked. Sometimes I just want to watch other people fuck because I have a few minutes of downtime and I’m a competent masturbator. Sometimes I want to be enjoyed while I give a fuck. Ultimately, I have a general need to feel fucking good every now and then.

It’s not about fucking,” she asserted as we clucked nervously over her diagram. “It’s about our species. We need to breed.

You fuckin' rock, baby," he murmured."You rock at fuckin', baby.

You’ve heard the saying, "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." Well, just change that to "F**k a man and you’ve made him happy for a day. Teach a man to f**k and you’ve made him happy for a lifetime.

Do not feel arrogant that you have a dick and women do not. Women are not scared of fucking; they are only scared of raping.