91 Quotes About Fucking

We like to romanticize the wild, raw, majestic beauty of nature. But when you take a closer look, nature is really just a giant fuckfest. That beautiful bird chirping? It's a mating call. That pretty little bird is trying to get laid. And why does the peacock have such beautiful feathers? To attract females. Because he's trying to get laid.

The one thing you should never do to a woman, whether you make love to her or fuck her, is apologise straight after.

I’m a monster. You’re a monster. We’re all fucking inhuman monsters, and we don’t see a damned thing wrong with it.

If you think somebody cares...Where are you?How are you?...(You are fucking... damn...WRONG)

Yesterday was the fucking history... the "Now" is the most vicious part of all... as for tomorrow it's the fucking mystery.

His physical strength on full display, his erotic thirst defined in loud forceful motions that waver between making love and...

Hello,I know that now you - father you are reading thisFuck you, fuck you, how did you decide to suicide fucking bastard!...

If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky.

Laughing at something... or making a joke... it's just a... guess... fucking strong guess... that's the whole recipe.