271 Quotes About Funeral

There was an old joke. Miller didn't remember where he'd heard it. Girl's at her own father's funeral, meets this really cute guy, They talk, hit it off, but he leaves before she can get his number. Girl doesn't know how to track the guy down. So a week later, she kills her mm.Big laugh.

To live is to owe life to die.

Seeing your loved one asleep is a great opportunity to practice seeing them dead.

Our deaths are not obliged to happen in the same order as our births.

That you are about to bury or have just buried your loved one does not make you and your loved ones immortal for a while.

We are forever getting closer to the dreaded moment that will finally confirm that we will not live forever.

Life is a game we are all bound to lose.

Oh, Caddy," said Saffron miserably."I know. It's awful. But I'm going. We all should.""It will be so sad.""You have to be sad sometimes," said Caddy. "Whatever Dad says. He may be right. Granddad probably had totally lost his marbles, but I am still sad and I'm still going to the funeral. I shall be as unhappy as I like and I shall where black.

Those were the only tears, that was the only smile, evoked from any human skull at the funeral of William Crow.