271 Quotes About Funeral

Funerals prove that someone is really gone.

Oh, hey, Claire,” she said, and blinked. “Where are you going?” “Funeral,” Shane said. On-screen, a zombie shrieked and died gruesomely. “Yeah? Cool! Whose?” “Hers.” Shane said.

Every victory accomplished with weapons is a funeral that should be mourned.

Let no one pay me honor with tears, nor celebrate my funeral rites with weeping.

Funerals are a pagan rite. There's not any doubt about it.

It's often said that life is strange. But compared to what?

If you're told by the funeral home that it's a 45-year-old woman and you show up and she's 90 years old, there's a problem.

Bear patiently, my heart, for you have suffered heavier things.

What you need is one black dress I call Plan B. It doesn't have to be fabulous, it just looks good, covers up the problems and is neutral enough for dinner, business, a date, a funeral. You don't overwear it, you don't overwash it, because the Plan B is - gold.