57 Quotes About Funny-as-hell

I pull back. "I'm going to have to change my computer password.""Oh yeah? To what?""I-love-Josh.""4 eva, he replies.""You cracked my password?

She blinked at me, then realized I was panicking. Honestly, it was like admitting to murder before being interrogated.“Ms. Davidson,” she began, but I decided to trip her up, to throw her off the trail of blood I’d left like an injured animal.“I don’t speak English.

-She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back.-That’s my girl.

Hello, beautiful. Just wrap those long, sexy legs around me and I’ll ride you anywhere, any time you want.” Talfryn“This one’s all yours. Go ahead, brother, wrap your long, sexy legs right around his waist and ride him all night long.” Cadegan

It’s turbulence, for crying out loud. I refuse to die by cloud fart.”Excerpt From: Gregg, L.B. “How I Met Your Father.” L.B. Gregg, 2013-11-12T06:00:00+00:00. iBooks. This material may be protected by copyright.

A very large, gray cat waddled over and said, “Zelda…I have a bet going on with Jango that you can heal this sucker, so put all you have into it!” “If I do save him, Fat Bastard, you are splitting the winnings with me. Now quiet!” Zelda said, putting up a hand to silence him. He sidled off mumbling something not very pretty.

You do it and see how hard that thing is to control. I swear it has a mind of its own." Hadyn"No sugar, that's your front tail." Edena"Edena! I can't believe you said that to your brother! Where did you hear that?" Seraphina"Good grief, Matera! I am almost 30 years old. I am the last of my friends who hasn't had a lover yet. And if that's what concerns you, then you need to talk to your son about where he's been planting that shorter front tail lately." Edena

You are a very threatening princess.""Be Careful or I'll beat you up with my tiara.

Wishing he'd...get the hell out the door before I do something crazy like ask him to whip out his goober.