65 Quotes About Funny-book
"Sean was stung. "I do not fuck everything that has a pulse," he said haughtily. "I have my standards. I limit myself to endoskeletal organisms. I always go for vertebrates. And I dont't do reptiles. Ever."
"Dylan: What was that? Is Brooke breaking shit now? I know she's upset but she needs to remember where she is,Joey.HANDLE IT.Sweet Christ. Why couldn,t she be on bed rest at her mother's?Me: Ease up on the shouty caps,cupcake. Everything is under control.Dylan:BETTER BE.(I love you)Me: BITCH.(love you too)"
"How are you feeling?""Like I fell out a burning building onto pavement, you?" I grumbled."Like I was pushed out of a burning building by a maniac," she retorted, a small smile playing across her face."
"Are you in pain?" I rolled my eyes. Good news was that Apollo must've had a little talk with Hermes. "No, but you're a pain in my ass. Does that count?"
"Are you prepared?" she asked when the other Valkyries had their passengers in place."Sure," Matt said. "But we could use a soundtrack this time. Maybe a little Wagner. Da-da-da DUM dum."Hildar looked back at hiim blankly."Wagner? Ride of the Valkyries? Da-da-da...Er, never mind.""Oh!" Baldwin said. "I know that one!""Don't feed the geek," Fen muttered."Hey," Matt said. "I'm not a-""Oh, yeah, you are, Thorsen. You really are," Fen said in a voice that might have been teasing."
"Not that it isn't great to see you. But it's not so great for you. What'd you do wrong? Laugh at his dick?"
"There was a part of my brain that wanted to ask if his wife had a beard, verify my theory. I told that part of my brain to shut up."
"My bosses would be beyond pissed if tomorrow's New York Times read: "Solid gold tiger eats stupid couple who were taking photos of it with their camera phone."