65 Quotes About Funny-book

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"Sean was stung. "I do not fuck everything that has a pulse," he said haughtily. "I have my standards. I limit myself to endoskeletal organisms. I always go for vertebrates. And I dont't do reptiles. Ever."

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"Dylan: What was that? Is Brooke breaking shit now? I know she's upset but she needs to remember where she is,Joey.HANDLE IT.Sweet Christ. Why couldn,t she be on bed rest at her mother's?Me: Ease up on the shouty caps,cupcake. Everything is under control.Dylan:BETTER BE.(I love you)Me: BITCH.(love you too)"

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"How are you feeling?""Like I fell out a burning building onto pavement, you?" I grumbled."Like I was pushed out of a burning building by a maniac," she retorted, a small smile playing across her face."

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"Are you in pain?" I rolled my eyes. Good news was that Apollo must've had a little talk with Hermes. "No, but you're a pain in my ass. Does that count?"

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"Are you prepared?" she asked when the other Valkyries had their passengers in place."Sure," Matt said. "But we could use a soundtrack this time. Maybe a little Wagner. Da-da-da DUM dum."Hildar looked back at hiim blankly."Wagner? Ride of the Valkyries? Da-da-da...Er, never mind.""Oh!" Baldwin said. "I know that one!""Don't feed the geek," Fen muttered."Hey," Matt said. "I'm not a-""Oh, yeah, you are, Thorsen. You really are," Fen said in a voice that might have been teasing."

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"Not that it isn't great to see you. But it's not so great for you. What'd you do wrong? Laugh at his dick?"

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"There was a part of my brain that wanted to ask if his wife had a beard, verify my theory. I told that part of my brain to shut up."

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"Church's boss was a dick too--justice!"

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"My bosses would be beyond pissed if tomorrow's New York Times read: "Solid gold tiger eats stupid couple who were taking photos of it with their camera phone."

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