286 Quotes About Funny-but-true

The artists considered musicians nothing more than background noise which interrupted important discussions on Modernism.

Several hours from now, I will certainly think of a retort to this, a perfect combination of wit and defiance that would leave him stumbling.

I wish common sense was more common...

If I had 10 cookies and you took one. What would you have?-A black eye and a broken hand!

Tbh...I really don't have to worry about getting kidnapped. They'd return me in less than an hour.

You don't really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them

That awkward moment when your wearing Nikes but you just can't do it...

It is bizarre that people should commit atrocities in the name of their god. Such ones’ medulla oblong 'commonsense' is submerged in ecclesiastical balderdash.

Perhaps its time to dumb down our “smart” life. We are being tracked, listened to, data mined, recorded, and so much more without our real knowing or understanding. When are we going to make a stand for our right to privacy? That’s Tremendo Bullship!