286 Quotes About Funny-but-true

Never point out to a man the ways in which you think you're ugly. You don't want him to start agreeing with you. ~Jenny's mom in Bossed

Virginity is like a balloon. One prick and it's gone. ~ Beverly, in The Secret Virgin

Tequila had been a bad idea.

Čemu tím prospějete, kromě toho, že budu mít v kuchyni pomocnici, jejíž tvář děsí naše hlídky k smrti? Myslíte, že někoho z nás těší poslouchat, jak se vy dva každé odpoledne proklínáte a řvete na sebe? Při těch slovech, která používáte, by zkyslo všechno mléko ve Wendlynu." - Emrys

If they weren't staring at a fellow, they were laughing at him.

Nick snorted. “Fine. Whatever. We’ve got to find him. If for no other reason, we don’t need him to do something that could out himself in public.”“Yeah,” Caleb said sarcastically. “They have laws against exposing yourself in public.

People will laugh at anything, except their own moronic self.

I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending.

I cranked the volume on the stereo and sang at the top of my lungs to an old Britney Spears song, my possession and enjoyment of which, I hoped, would remain a secret between me and my car.