286 Quotes About Funny-but-true

It is not against the law to be a nincompoop. If so, I would have a rap sheet as long as my arm.

Me encanta que los franceses le echen chocolate a todo. Es como si tuvieran el mejor tic nervioso del mundo

There's no denying Bird-man's well-intentioned heart. He's a good guy, not the type of prick who would take your favorite Stryper t-shirt on tour and bequeath it to some random trollop he hooks up with while conveniently forgetting you ever existed.

keep calm and be yourself

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who'd understand the fundamental value of goofing off. Because if not, how boring would that be?

To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.