286 Quotes About Funny-but-true

You might be an introvert if you were ready to go home before you left the house.

Character that is fruit-producing can be summed up in the mastery of these 5 qualities: morals, but a sense of humor; love, but respect for criticism; intelligence without pretense; humility without self-loathing; and a mind open, but with solid convictions.

One of the Christian's biggest fears is appearing 'too Christian'. God forbid, because that's often characterized as god-awful! We want to be one, but without being 'one of them'.

A thief is one who insists on sharing his victimhood.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Sin more! Otherwise Jesus died for nothing.

If you're afraid to leave the house unless you're armed, you don't need a gun, you need a psychiatrist.

Why ban guns? Let's give everyone a rocket launcher! What could possibly go wrong?

An assumption is the joke; truth the punchline.