26 Quotes About Funny-friend

There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.

My friends, there are no friends.

Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.

Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.

Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason

I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me.

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.

It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did.