289 Quotes About Funny-humor

Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)

Oh baby", Madoc groaned to the girl next to him. "Snickers ain't the only thing king sized.

Elle hugged Amo’s side, then she leaned up as high as she could and kissed him on the cheek, barely making it. “Thanks.”　　Elle ran off into the classroom to go be with her best friend. She couldn’t be happier　　Nero couldn’t be more pissed. He didn’t understand how Amo could get a fucking thank you without asking. How he could get a kiss without asking. How come she never throws herself at me for a hug? I want a fucking hug.

I imbue this place with my essence, every stone and every drop. My visit will do wonders for the flowers."Aly propped her chin on her hand. "So does manure," she observed.

Rough Night, Kitten?

Wait!" Conrad said. "Did someone... one of my enemies set this fire?"Nix turned back with a grin. "Unless you'd pissed off some wirring-hungry nutrias, then I'm going with no.

You are unnerving the hell out of me, Valkyrie.""oh" she frowned, petting her bat fitfully " I must have misread the future for the past." she shrugged. "It happens.

It seems to me that a man who can think straight along for forty-seven years without changing a single idea ought to be kept in a cabinet as a curiosity.

I'm half italian""Which half" asked Tessa"From the waist down