289 Quotes About Funny-humor
- Author Darin C. Brown
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I swam through the thick, smelly, greyish ocean of pressure toward nowhere.
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- Author Jill Shalvis
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I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him.
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- Author Jill Shalvis
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I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." She paused "Horizontally." Sara laughed. "Again?
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- Author L.H. Cosway
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Will you promise to keep this to yourself, to not tell anyone of what we are?” By his words you’d think he was giving me a choice. Like I could say,no deal, honey bunch, I’m off to shout your secret from the rooftops, and he’d be like, oh no please don’t do that. Inreality, he’d have to kill me.
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- Author Gary Hopkins
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Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.
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- Author Lauren Baker
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I'm good at blowjob.
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- Author Chase Soundly
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Laughter is the best medicine
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- Author The Covert Comic
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Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh.
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- Author Josh Stern
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Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen..........Treat me like a queen and off with your head
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