59 Quotes About Funny-marriage

God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married.

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

Each marriage starts with two built-in handicaps. It involves two imperfect people.

The only duration of family life that satisfies the loftiest longings of the human soul is forever.

Marriage is sanctified when it is cherished and honored in holiness. That union is not merely between husband and wife; it embraces a partnership with God.

If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.

It is now well known, however, that men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married.

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.