1,387 Quotes About Gay

  • Author Bill Maher
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    When the tabloids photograph me when I'm out, I always say: "You know what, folks? I'm not married and I'm not gay. You caught me with a hot chick. You got me. Take me to hot-chick jail. Did it again. Guilty."

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  • Author Bill Maher
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    A Republican Congressman, Rep. Chris Lee, was caught flirting with a woman trolling for dates on Craigslist and sent her a shirtless photo of himself. He lied about his age and his marital status. He said he was 39 and divorced. He's 46 and married, though being a Republican congressman, I'm guessing he's really 60 and gay.

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  • Author Bill Maher
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    Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush - or as Republicans put it, let's talk about gay people and abortion!

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  • Author David Mamet
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    A liberal pretending to be a conservative? That's like a straight person pretending to be gay to get greater acceptance.

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  • Author David Mixner
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    While the behavior of the Russian government, Putin and Putin punks are abhorrent, nothing will be changed by boycotting the Sochi Winter Games. In fact, those who are appalled by the treatment of LGBT Russian citizens will lose an incredible opportunity for the world to show their disgust.

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  • Author Demetri Martin
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    It's hard to know what's gay in life. Boxing. That's two men fighting over a belt.

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  • Author Denise Mina
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    I'm terrified to get married. I'm not getting married till my gay friends can.

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  • Author Elizabeth McCracken
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    There are writers who can show you the excellence of their brains and writers who show you the depths of their souls: I don't know any writer who does both at the same time as brilliantly as Roxane Gay.

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