31 Quotes About Gays

I am usually able to tolerate all kinds of victims of indoctrination except those who have been infected with xenophobia, racism, or homophobia.

Years ago, homosexuals were given special status within the tribe. They had powerful medicine. I think it's even more true today, even though our tribe has assimilated into homophobia. I mean, a person has to have magic to assert their identity without regard to all the bullshit, right?

After all, it’s pretty hard to be prejudiced against blacks and gays when you’re a-okay with Klingons and the Green Men of Mars.

Some people are disgusted by homosexuals. I’m disgusted by those people.

That a man’s partner and exes are all female does not necessarily mean that he is straight.

Taking a strange book seriously, Leviticus 18, 20

Leviticus 18 doesn't tell us everything we need to know about sex, but it gives us the basic rules: incest is bad (vv. 6-27); taking a rival wife is bad (v 18) . . . adultery is bad (v 20); killing our children is bad (v 21); homosexuality activity is bad (v 22); and bestiality is bad (v 23).

Compared with lesbians, gays seem to be more unapologetic about their sexual orientation. The former must not have balls.

Saying that something is so gay is so straight.