639 Quotes About Gifts

  • Author John Waters
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    I always give books. And I always ask for books. I think you should reward people sexually for getting you books. Don’t send a thank-you note, repay them with sexual activity. If the book is rare or by your favorite author or one you didn't know about, reward them with the most perverted sex act you can think of. Otherwise, you can just make out.

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  • Author Ann Patchett
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    But it is never about who has given what. That is not the way of gifts. This is not a business we are conducting.

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  • Author Gabriel Byrne
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    Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love.

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