79 Quotes About Girlfriends

Girlfriends, indeed: the anti-video game.

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She is almighty's enigmachaotic adventureI reminisce until my soul cripple

Wife: a former girlfriend

Who's he seeing now then?""No idea. They're like funfair goldfish; no point giving them names, they never last that long.

Girlfriends are not wives. I draw the line at married women. Actually, women married to men with guns. If someone's girlfriend wants to make herself available, that's her business. Just don’t give my name to your boyfriend.

The only way to cry your eyes out and laugh your ass off at the same time is to have your mom or girlfriends present. Without them, the laughing part wouldn't be nearly as fun.

When you forget yesterday and embrace the new vision of what you are to become through the eyes of your best friend, you have found a new sister standing by the open door that was once closed in your heart.

Most of my girlfriends are sent by the Devil and seem genuinely bemused when I do not succumb to their powers.