692 Quotes About Glasses

Every silver lining has a cloud. All the glasses that seemed half-full 12 months ago look half-empty now.

A hammer shatters glass but it also forges steel.

I have a lot of glass in my house, and I remember saying as a joke once that I clean my stuff with Windex while my friends are over, but then I found myself actually doing that the other day. It's horrible.

Are there glass shards in my anus?

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

Goodness gracious me,” exclaimed Alexia, “what are you wearing? It looks like the unfortunate progeny of an illicit union between a pair of binoculars and some opera glasses. What on earth are they called, binocticals, spectaculars?” The earl snorted his amusement and then tried to pretend he hadn't. “How about glassicals?” he suggested, apparently unable to resist a contribution.

Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.

When were we the most egalitarian country in the world? When we had the Glass/Steagal Act, which prevented the banks from becoming the criminal operations that they've become.

The Catholic Church is like a thick steak, a glass of red wine, and a good cigar.