692 Quotes About Glasses

When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy.

Remember: People who live in glass houses can see you masturbating in their bushes.

I'd like a glass of cold gravy with a hair in it, please.

I'm a juvenile product of the working class, who's best friend floats in the bottom of a glass.

Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's just a daisy in a jelly glass

You can't hide broccoli in your glass of milk.

Most architects say: I want to use this type of glass, even if it's too reflective or doesn't let enough light in. However, the use of a certain type of glass might change the comfort level.

The wisdom's in the trees not the glass windows.

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant.