198 Quotes About Google

I googled “what to do when your future werewolf mate / boyfriend /best friend courts you and brings you a dead rabbit.” First, there was a lot of porn. Then I found a recipe for Maltese rabbit stew. It was delicious. The stew, not the porn. The porn was weird.    

Google dress code was: "You must wear something".

I wondered and I prayed and I Googled.

Well, this was disappointing. I supposed I had jumped to a rather large conclusion, with the help of my research. It just went to show that Wikipedia was a liar and Google a whore.

God bless this encyclopedic Mr. Google, whoever he was.

DETECTION HAS MANY METHODS, MANY PATHWAYS, NARROW AND subtle. Fingerprints. The lost piece of thread. The dog barking in the night. But there is also Google.

Google creates advertising algorithms, not information algorithms.

As one Google Translate engineer put it, "when you go from 10,000 training examples to 10 billion training examples, it all starts to work. Data trumps everything.

The best consultants in the world aren't worth a penny if they can't communicate with you. You need to be able to tell them your needs and wants and they need to be able to tell you what they're doing and what they need to do for you. Nothing is more frustrating than sending an email or calling a consultant and never hearing back. Make sure that you get a consultant that not only communicates with you but communicates well.