50 Quotes About Graduates

  • Author Jon Stewart
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    61% of graduating teens have had sex, 37% will eventually have sex, and 2% become statisticians.

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61% of graduating teens have had sex, 37% will eventually have sex, and 2% become statisticians.

-Jon Stewart

  • Author Vernon L. Smith
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    After graduating in engineering I went to the University of Kansas to get an MA in economics as a vehicle for allowing me to decide if I wanted to continue in economics.

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After graduating in engineering I went to the University of Kansas to get an MA in economics as a vehicle for allowing me to decide if I wanted to continue in economics.

-Vernon L. Smith

  • Author Miles Teller
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    My second grade teacher told me I would never graduate high school. That I was going to be a juvenile delinquent.

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My second grade teacher told me I would never graduate high school. That I was going to be a juvenile delinquent.

-Miles Teller

  • Author Larry Williams
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    This past year over 300 graduates went to work for P.A.M. Trucking, ... Over 300 graduates went to work for USA Trucking and over 100 went to work for Star Transportation.

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This past year over 300 graduates went to work for P.A.M. Trucking, ... Over 300 graduates went to work for USA Trucking and over 100 went to work for Star Transportation.

-Larry Williams

Shakespeare I love, but for an English graduate, I'm incredibly badly read.

-Samuel West

 

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