229 Quotes About Grammar

Grammar is a piano I play by ear.

My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.

I might not use capital letters. But I would definitely use an apostrophe…and probably a period. I’m a huge fan of punctuation.

A man's grammar, like Caesar's wife, should not only be pure, but above suspicion of impurity.

The rule is: don’t use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.

It's hard to take someone seriously when they leave you a note saying, 'Your ugly.' My ugly what? The idiot didn't even know the difference between your and you're.

This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank.

If you can spell "Nietzsche" without Google, you deserve a cookie.

Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and you can't walk to the bathroom.