2,556 Quotes About Guys

Guys are control freaks and hate when other people know what's best for them

Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does?

For all I know, some of my close friends could be dead. The only way to find out would be to call them up and talk to them about what's going on in their lives, and I never do that. I think this is true of many guys, even the ones who are not Humor Personalities: we do not view talking about our personal lives as an acceptable activity.

Guys, keep on proving to your lady that she can live without you, and she just might just take you up on your offer.

My stomach does a little flip thing that I'm realy ging yo have to get used to, since it seems to be a side effect of seeing him.

Guys are all sperm-guns.

Dude," Braeden said and bit down on his knuckle. "You've gotta tap that." I laughed. "Been there, done that." "Then I gotta tap that." -Braeden & Romeo

Guys don’t talk about stuff like that. We just lie under the pile of bricks.

I don’t need to love guys less; I need to love them more, with Christ’s love.