2,556 Quotes About Guys

... male company, sheer complicit male company: the complicity of males which is like, indeed is, a kind of complicity in crime, in chauvinism, in getting away with things, in just gluttonously enjoying the present even if hell is all around.

...You won't even see what is put right on the table before you. Men. If it was raining soup you'd be out there with a fork.

Guys, you don't have to act "manly" to be considered a man; you are a man, so just be yourself. You don't have to prove your masculinity to anyone.

Guys are accessories, until one proves he's an necessity.

Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.

Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.

A beautiful woman can have almost any man she wants. A rich man can have almost any woman he wants.

Guys have a mental calendar of days in the week, and below the days are empty boxes. On days when they have sex, the box gets a checked. The check mark means all is good and right in the world. An empty box means...not that.

I do not know anything about ‘all the good guys are taken’ but I certainly know none of the beautiful girls are virgin.