2,556 Quotes About Guys

Girls like guys to be a challenge. It gives them some mold to fit in how they act. Like a mom. What would a mom do if she couldn't fuss over you and make you clean your room? And what would you do without her fussing and making you do it? Everyone needs a mom. And a mom knowns this. And it gives her a sense of purpose. You get it?

Sometimes I think the main purpose of professional sports is to give guys something to talk about that does not involve them personally.

Hard long roads create tough men; dangerous hostile paths create powerful people! Great difficulties create giant guys!

I’m just a simple guy. I love beer, sex, and hockey. I hate liars, Sting, and art that doesn’t have people in it. - Luke Almeida

...most guys have about 73 calories of shopping energy, and once these calories are gone, they're gone for the day - if not the week - and can't be regenerated simply by having an Orange Julius at the Food Fair.

I don’t think much about guys from the past. I’m glad I knew them, but there’s a reason they didn’t make it into my future.

I totally bought you as a girl," says Marisol. "I'll double check with Frances later, but by the sounds of things, you seem to have no balls.

Guys who fuck a lot of women are happy motherfuckers but, girls who fuck a lot of guys are miserable.

Guys who know how to use a blowdryer... Their hair is too long!