599 Quotes About Hair

I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf.

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

I'm sure you have heard it said that appearance does not matter so much, and that it is what's on the inside that counts. This is, of course, utter nonsense, because if it were true then people who were good on this inside would would never have to comb their hair or take a bath, and the whole world would smell even worse than it already does.

Were you able to take a head hair sample?

This set of recommendations is ecologically responsible, but it's not putting a hair shirt on Seattle.

Intolerance is the ''Do Not Touch'' sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but we will not tolerate any familiarity with the toupee which covers our baldness.

You can put in a curl or put on a lip color or mascara, but the important thing is that the health of your skin and hair is shining through.

No hair so small but hath his shadow.

And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of The Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs