300 Quotes About Halloween

I love Halloween. It reminds me of my happy childhood days as a student at Wampus Elementary School in Armonk, N.Y., when we youngsters used to celebrate Halloween by making decorations out of construction paper and that white paste that you could eat.

To suffering there is a limit; to fearing, none.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

Ghosts were created when the first man awoke in the night.

Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts Along the moonlit way.

History is malleable. A new cache of diaries can shed new light, and archeological evidence can challenge our popular assumptions.

Use your head; cut off theirs.

Halloween. Sly does it. Tiptoe catspaws. Slide and creep. But why? What for? How? Who? When! Where did it all begin? 'You don't know, do you?' asks Carapace Clavicle Moundshroud climbing out under the pile of leaves under the Halloween Tree. 'You don't really know!'

A Halloween-haired, Sachsgate-enacting, estuary-whining, glitter-lacquered, priapic berk How dare I, from my velvet chaise longue, in my Hollywood home like Kubla Khan, drag my limbs from my harem to moan about the system? A system that has posited me on a lilo made of thighs in an ocean filled with honey and foie gras'd my Essex arse with undue praise and money.