300 Quotes About Halloween

America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

Here is a very inexpensive costume idea. Wear a re-elect Obama button and go out as a journalist.

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean.

... we in the light sometimes fear what is no more to be feared than the things children in the dark hold in terror and imagine will come true.

Because we build the worlds we wouldn't mind living in. They contain scary things, problems, but also a sense of rightness that makes them alive and makes us want to live there.

Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we're someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.

It's said that All Hallows' Eve is one of the nights when the veil between the worlds is thin - and whether you believe in such things or not, those roaming spirits probably believe in you, or at least acknowledge your existence, considering that it used to be their own. Even the air feels different on Halloween, autumn-crisp and bright.

Even the air feels different on Halloween, autumn-crisp and bright

I attend surprisingly few shows. The type of theater that is popular today just doesn't appeal to me.