145 Quotes About Hats

I have thousands and thousands of hats. Some are the most outrageous hats in the world. They are my disguise. I hide beneath them.

I like to know what I'm celebrating before I put on a party hat.

...Someone speaks in soft tones to me and says I am psychotic, but it's going to be all right. I put on my hat, unperturbed, and ask for some crayons.

Your real boss is the one who walks around under your hat.

I can't walk down the street with my head up. I'm not a hat wearer, but now I'm a hat wearer.

Hats off to the offense. They got better. They whipped our fanny. Our tackling was very poor.

The Quaker loves an ample brim, A hat that bows to no salaam; And dear the beaver is to him As if it never made a dam.

Hats off to our girls. We only shot 9 of 19 from the free-throw line, but when we needed a play we got it.

What do they call that hat Jewish guys always wear? A Yankees cap.