2,569 Quotes About Heaven

Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp,Or what's a heaven for?

High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

God, in his infinite wisdom, hid Hell in the middle of Paradise, to keep us on our toes.

If heaven was hot and hell was chilly, tell me, why would you go to heaven?

Because of Jesus’ supposed predestination, God would have had to choose the people who would kill and betray his son, choose the method by which he would be killed (crucifixion), and the time at which the event would occur. Those guilty of killing Jesus would therefore be simply carrying out God’s wishes without the free will to have chosen a path for themselves.

Change your life by following the desires of your heart, aiming to achieve your true bliss; creating your own part of heaven here on earth.

I don’t reckon it’s allowed, going round setting fire to people,” said Adam. “Otherwise people’d be doin’ it all the time.”“It’s all right if you’re religious,” said Brian reassuringly. “And it stops the witches from goin’ to Hell, so I expect they’d be quite grateful if they understood it properly.

The path to heaven runs through miles of clouded hell.

Trust me if there will be any heaven after life; I am sure we humans are going to fuck it too.