986 Quotes About High

  • Author Tommy Wallach
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    He was one of those guys who got mystical and hazy when he was high, and his conversation with the pizza place was one for the ages: "Do we want pepperoni? Oh, man, I don't even know. Hold on. Guys, do we want pepperoni? No, we don't pepperoni, even though I have no idea why, because pepperoni is delicious. Actually, I'm going to ask one more time. Guys, do we really not want pepperoni? No? Man, that's CRAZY

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  • Author Katie McGarry
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    “You’re high.” Because no one in their right mind would find me attractive. Especially when that person had seen the infamous scars. “Not yet, but I’m planning on it. Want to come?” I didn’t need full use of my brain for this answer. “No. I like my brain cells. I find they come in handy when I … oh, I don’t know … think.”

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