528 Quotes About Hilarious
- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.
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- Author Derek Landy
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Personally, I think knees should be kept for the eight or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice surprise, you know? 'Oh, my darling, you have knees! I never would have thought!
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- Author Jonas Jonasson
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Julius applied the brakes just in time. The corpse fell forward and hit its forehead on an iron handle.‘That would have been really painful if the circumstances had been a little different,’ said Allan. ‘There are undoubtedly advantages to being dead,’ said Julius.
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- Author Derek Landy
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Personally, I thin knees should be kept for the eight or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice surprise, you know? 'Oh, my darling, you have knees! I never would have thought!
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- Author Suzanne Wright
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She was going to go to her room,munch on chocolate,then collapse into bed.And if her upstairs neighbors decided to talk about who the daddy was or cry again about how much David was loved,she'd go up there and give them somthing to really bloody cry about.
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- Author Lailah Gifty Akita
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I am a great woman.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.
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- Author Tom Magliozzi
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Two passing jetliners reported to controllers they’d seen a man with a gun seated on a deck chair at eleven thousand feet…
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