528 Quotes About Hilarious
- Author Mark A. Cooper
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Connor and Cameron look wide-eyed at the carnage. Cameron slowed the speedboat down to a crawl. She and Connor looked at Jason.“Oops,” Jason said meekly. Nothing else seemed appropriate.“Oops?” Connor shouted. “You blew up half the town.
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- Author Marie Landry
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What a cool name. Where'd you get it?""I've always had it.
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- Author Olivia Cunning
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Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black.” - Owen
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- Author S.C. Stephens
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Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some people would not be dead if they have not gotten the things or people they had prayed for.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.
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- Author Yann Martel
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Mockery be damned, my urine looked delicious.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each case one of the partners has not yet found their ideal partner or someone they love or at least like.
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