528 Quotes About Hilarious

Dylan looked promising. Tomboy. Tall and deliciously rangy. Her raven hair was unevenly sliced, streaked auburn in a patch or two. A thatch of black hair hung like a flag of bad-girl honor over Dylan’s right eye. She was delightfully loud. Her black, paint-splattered jeans were ripped at both knees. She wore a red T-shirt that proclaimed: “Ask Me About My Big Pink Pussy.

A tall woman with ass-length, honey-blonde hair had entered the lobby and was barking orders at an entourage of men who toted her Gucci leather luggage. Her dog, a white Westie, was barking, adding to the commotion. “Justin!” the woman chastised the man who held the door open for her. “Icky snow on my feet. My Manolo Blahniks. Oh my God! These shoes are a work of art! Do somethinggg!

Working for Master Mischief? This would be an act of sheer rebellion. Her parents would be livid if they ever found out. And it would be hilarious.

No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is...beastly.

I had to make water ” I said. It was the classic female excuse and no male in recorded history had ever questioned it. “I see ” the Inspector said and left it at that. Later I would have a quick piddle behind the caravan for insurance purposes. No one would be any the wiser.

Scar returns with the drinks tray balanced on one hand and flicks my ear as she passes. "Stop being a bastard, Finian.""But I'm so good at it!

They're asking me to risk my life to save the damn galaxy, Kal. I think they can give me a little company on the ride.

Don't say a f*cking word,' she warned Mister Kindly.(...)'. . . considering your childhood, it's little wonder you lack people skills . . .''Not. A. F*cking. Word.''. . . meow . . .'' . . . STRICTLY SPEAKING, THAT IS STILL A WORD . . . ,' Eclipse growled.

With your dad gone, and your mama dead, I guess it falls to me to explain the way things, um, work between a man and a woman.""What? No." I shake my head violently. Nothing could be more awkward than Oliver giving me the here's-where-babies-come-from talk."Unless you'd rather have this conversation with Logan."I stand corrected. "Stop right now.