528 Quotes About Hilarious

Will you show me what you really look like? You don't sparkle, do you?

Where will we go?""I hear hell is particularly nice at this time of year.

Forgive me. I continue to underestimate the breadth of your ignorance.

Besides my great fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.

Its Vermeer"Kat turned to the boy who lingered in the doorway. "It's stolen""What can I say?" Hale eased behind her and studied the painting over her shoulder. "I met a very nice man who bet me he had the best security system in Istanbul." His breath was warm on the back of her neck. "He was mistaken.

He ignored me, thank God, saying to Kat, "Let go of Frosty's leash. You're choking the life out of him." Kat's eyes narrowed to tiny slits, a sure sign of her aggression. "He deserves to choke. He didn't keep little frosty in his pants this summer." the words snapped like a whip. "He did." Cole snapped back with unwavering confidence."Not.""Did.""Not!""Did,""Not, not, not!" she shouted with a stomp of her foot."What are we five?" Cole said."Six.

I sprung you because I've got a message for you""doesn't your family own a cell phone company?""only a little one

Cryptic Dad is cryptic,' I muttered ... We'd hung out all day today. Was there no time in there he could have said, 'Oh, hey, meet me at the magical bookcase at the butt-crack of dawn tomorrow, cool?

I don't lack for bed partners, so I don't need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade