528 Quotes About Hilarious

Come on, Remington. I’m gay, and even I’m a little in love with you.

I love you. Stay safe.” He turned to Marcus, face hard. “Anything happens to her, you pay for it."“I wouldn’t expect anything less,” said Marcus.As Trick stalked off, Frankie gaped at him. She spluttered, shooting a glare at his retreating back. “You can’t tell someone you love them and then just leave.” But Trick was too far away to hear her.

The similarities between who Pocahontas was and who I saw myself as were uncanny. She wore dresses. I wanted to wear dresses. She loved running around in the woods and singing. I loved running around in the woods and singing. She talked to trees. I also talked to trees.

If we lived in a better world, I would’ve turned to her and replied, “Really, Jane? Are you serious right now? You want me to go as John Smith, the asshole colonizer? I mean, I know the Disney version of the movie makes his ethical position sort of ‘debatable’ or whatever, but we all know that is some propaganda bullshit. Are you seriously suggesting I walk around the neighborhood dressed as a genocide-perpetrating white dude?

Parker’s gaze held mine. I could see the words in her head: bitten by a sand snake.

Why is she so sexy? Why can’t she, for a single holy moment, be a hag? I need the break. My dick needs the break.

I’m not going anywhere. Better get used to me.”“I am, silly. Isn’t that why I married you?”“You married me because I have a big dick and don’t mind playing kinky games with you in the bedroom.

Clevenger requests your presence.”I peek around Niall to see a man dressed in all black. “Request denied.” I scowl at him.The man looks shocked for a moment. Then his expression turns to one of amusement.“You can tell him I’m pouting in my room and not coming out. Welcome to parenthood, asshole!

If u are returning to the party, could u also have some tea sent to me? Im nearly out"With a lopsided smile, Caleb bowed a dramatic fashion. Of course my Lord. I am but your humble servant.