528 Quotes About Hilarious

Why not try thinking of your life as hilarious rather than nightmarish?

I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.

I want to focus on my salad.

I never avoid something that challenges my guts and my heart. While I might occasionally puke my guts out, I have never puked my heart out.

I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends.

wouldn't it be hilarious if he ran his pipes through (fill in the blank)?

You can't take anything like that seriously. I mean, sex is pretty hilarious anyway.

People all over the world recognize me as a spiritual leader.

Bryant Gumbel's ego has applied for statehood. And if it's accepted, it will be the fifth-largest.